the sea is a wonderful place to think of the future
Didn't it rain?
Banned From The Back Porch
That Time We Got AAron Uninvited to All Future Parties
Organ Trip
ROGR 2015
115 miles. 11,000 feet of climbing. Gravel roads. 6 man teams.
Richmond Road Trip
Eighteen hours in the car over three days to watch the UCI World Championships. Forgot my memory cards, and was told by a Best Buy employee that cameras no longer use Compact Flash so they no longer stock it. Someone should really tell Canon and Hasselblad. Shot all these dumb pictures on an IPhone. FTGE.
Just Ain't Cher.
Giant pickles. For Free.
#TeamRedBikeAdventures
The Business of Getting Down
Remember when people played Trivia Crack?
Non-Stop Party Funtime.
Alex clearly annoyed that we haven't yet begun to party.
Still annoyed Alex isolates himself.
Depression sets in.
And finally a beer. Utter joy.
Moar beers.
The Alexs dance the night away.
Forever classy.
A boy and his beer.
Explaining to Calmus that he can't throw broken cigarettes onto the sidewalk and make people pick them up for his enjoyment.
Unfazed.
Time to turn up the sexy.
Crooked eyes and a pretty flower.
Who's my best friend? This guy.
It's official.
About to have the best night ever.
I get this look so often from ladies.
More best friends.
A picture of someone taking a picture. What's up art school?
This party has fried chicken? Hell yes it does.
I don't remember taking this.
It's my party and I'll sigh if I want to.
The morning after.
Halloween. Still keeping it classy.
Brought to you by Rolling Rock.
Channeling his inner Dylan Rieder.
Das right.
Everyone loves the Jesus.
Gay Matthews.
Yes. Yes we do.
Jesus drinking Bailey's with Obama.
Sums up the night pretty well.
3:30 a.m.
I'm Karl Malone, I just dunk.
Random pictures from the last couple weeks. Arnold Classic, Ray's, and Calmus. Set to a soundtrack of Love Grips.
Everybody was loving this dog...
and ignoring Jamie Varner. So we decided to cheer him up by keeping him company. He was obviously pumped.
Urijah Faber standing on his tippy toes. You're not fooling anyone manlet.
No locker rooms. No problem.
Mr. International Shonie Carter making everyone else look like poorly dressed scrubs.
I've never heard a conversation go from running with bulls to getting kicked in the nards to bacne in the span of 5 minutes. It left me feeling like I was too drunk or not drunk enough. Then he started busting out karate katas. Shonie operates on a different plane of thought.
Handlebar turn at Ray's Transferland
Calmus being creepy.
This song is called dreams. It's about dreams.
My friend Anthony and his brother Lucas are a band called Slut Castle so of course I dropped what little I had going on to see them play in Columbus. Beers, Bros, and Bands.
Anthony pre-show warmup in the Hundos secret layer/recording studio.
The dangerous lives of sluts.
More studio action.
Sean from Hundos.
Vessels started off the show with poppy songs about torture.
Farnsworth drove all the way from Charelston, WV to play at a bar with a tree stump in it.
Slut Castle time!
Songs about slutting.
Lucas- adorable brooding.
Holy shirts are punk rock.
Hundos closing the night out.
Waffle House. Again. Texas Bacon Cheesesteak Melt with a Coca-Cola. Again.
A car ride to hell, and you're riding shotgun.
Stupid sister doing her stupid nails.
Trevor's yearly New Years visit. Time to consume massive amounts of beer and food.
The aftermath.
Strong Islands while Chris Weidman breaks Anderson Silva's leg.
Patio chillin.
Next night. Eating chicken wings while playing with an Ipad.
Doubling up on the tall boy six-packs. New Years Eve Pre-game.
New Years Eve checking that Snapchat.
Damn yeah it's celebrating time.
Trevor about 15 beers deep.
Some band at a party we weren't invited to. Too drunk to remember if they were good.
Buying champagne after being informed champagne wasn't for sale. Buy or Die.
The long walk.
Bleeding from the mouth. Keep your hands up at all times son.
Kevin and I talked about how good Özil and the finally uninjured Ramsey are. He's probably bummed about Walcott though.
I can't properly caption this picture.
National Museum of the USAF. Learned lots of stuff. This makes old planes go. I think. It's probably loud too, which I'm a fan of.
Old planes. Cool paint jobs.
Also probably makes a loud noise.
More old planes. More God-tier paint jobs.
Two person blimp.
Airforce 1 or something.
Apollo 15 Command Module.
Missiles.
Some sort of space something.
Sputnik 1 looks so damn cool.
Dogecoins, Datsuns, Floods and Mountain Bikes.
Too much time spent not taking pictures. Not enough time riding the new mountain bike. Too much Saves The Day. Not enough Datsun.
I got that funk, like I ain't take a bath in a month.
Four days, five beers. A boring Black Friday. Rap battles.
Dusty Film pt.2 - Electric Boogaloo
More old film developed. More pictures of skateboarding. More bandanas. Also the shocking origins of Bronies. Also apparently I can't properly load film.
